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Reuven to Shimon: “Business must be doing well! I see you got a Lexus.”

Shimon: “If I could afford a Lexus, I’d be driving a Bugatti.”

There are only 2 reasons someone has something you can’t afford:

a. He can; therefore it has no relevance to you.

b. He can’t; therefore it has no relevance to either of you.